Friday, October 19, 2007

For it's own sake

Snippet of conversation from Friday, October 19th, 2007 approx. 10AM.

Elsa says:
so I'll see you Sunday
Greta@work says:
perfect!
Elsa says:
brb
Elsa says:
k
Elsa says:
I have to book a hotel
Greta@work says:
k
Greta@work says:
why?
Elsa says:
cos I can't drive the whole 10 hrs in one day
Greta@work says:
oh poopie its not ten hours
Elsa says:
it is with 2 dogs
Elsa says:
and an old lady's bladder
Greta@work says:
oh bleah
Elsa says:
come get me then
Greta@work says:
lol right?
Greta@work says:
then you'd die from fright
Elsa says:
or fly me and the dogs down
Greta@work says:
then the dogs would die
Greta@work says:
its ok
Elsa says:
oh bother
Greta@work says:
it will give me time to fully recover
Elsa says:
I just ask a little bitty favor
Greta@work says:
ok fine. ill send the jet
Elsa says:
send the big one please
Greta@work says:
well im having the big one encrusted with diamonds
Elsa says:
it can land in the field at the end of the driveway
Greta@work says:
the small one will have to do
Greta@work says:
it blows bubbles now!
Elsa says:

oh cool
Elsa says:
ok then, but be sure there is plenty of filet mignon for the kids
Greta@work says:
yes dahling of course
Elsa says:
what does the pilot look like?
Greta@work says:
strapping young man with tight underwear
Greta@work says:
your stewardess is a gay boy
Elsa says:
he'd better be half naked
Elsa says:
the pilot
Elsa says:
ok the steward too
Greta@work says:
the underwear is the uniform
Greta@work says:
calvin klein's. like mark whalbergs
Elsa says:
I like red or black
Greta@work says:
i can arrange that
Elsa says:
what's like Mark's????
Greta@work says:
now, please remember to keep your hands to yourself
Elsa says:
bother
Greta@work says:
like mark whalbergs calvin klein ad
Greta@work says:










Greta@work says:
yummy
Elsa says:
that'll do!
Greta@work says:
i hope so!
Greta@work says:
ahhh, wouldn't that be nice?
Greta@work says:
oppulence for its own sake
Elsa says:
we can always dream
Greta@work says:
i love dreaming
Greta@work says:
i need to write that down

Thursday, October 11, 2007

The Never Ending Website


I've been slowly feeling my way through my not-so-new website building program. It's been giving me grief. Just wanted to share that in the middle of the day I received a junk fax (we get tons) telling me if I didn't want to receive anymore junk faxes I should call this number and give them our fax numbr. Just thought it was funny. Oh and wanted to show you my progress.

Today I made a navigation bar, banner, and redid our logo. I'm going for French Classicism via New Orleans. Here's the navbar.


Tell me what you think! But when I say made, know that I MADE everything from scratch. The frame shapes are custom shapes but all the textures and effects? Mine. So be nice.

Friday, October 05, 2007

On Pause

Just a minute here to tell you some exciting things.

1. I got a promotion! I'm now Director of Sales & Marketing! Yay! Unfortunately, that means I'll have less time to bug you with the inner workings of my twisted mind. Oh well...
2. I can't remember what else there was. I guess nothing. Ok.
Well fear not.

I'll be back soon. Sooner than you think.