Monday, March 19, 2007

A Busy Weekend

Saturday, March 17 2007-St. Patrick's Day
Pretty Oak Trees

Suzy and I

Two words: Good Timing.


Sunday, March 18 2007-Super Sunday. The Mardi Gras Indians.


No, they aren’t really Indians. But their history is so long, special and secretive they may as well be. There are a couple of stories about how they came to be. Amanda told me them both yesterday. The first is that when the Buffalo Bill Wild West show came to town, they would dress up the black men as Indians in their show. The show stayed all winter for the warm weather and the successful earnings and the “Indians” just liked it so much that they continued to wear the costumes.
The other story (and my favorite one for sure) is that back in the days of slavery, local indian tribes used to hide runaway slaves in their regalia and help them to freedom. Now a days, the Mardi Gras Indians are paying tribute and honoring their history by donning the full costume and parading through the streets.



About those costumes. Your surely asking yourself, Why Greta, I thought the Native Americans wore loin clothes. Well, you would be right. Amanda also told me about that in the beginning, in the eighteen hundreds, the Mardi Gras Indians did wear traditional Indian clothes and (more importantly) colors. Back then the different groups of Indians would parade to meet each other and were very violent. They would compete in bloody battles for bragging rights. But then, the city passed a law that no black man could wear feathers. So the Indians disappeared for a while. And when they came back, their costumes were the brightly colored, extravagant ensembles that we see today. Now they compete with their costumes. Instead of the strongest, it is the prettiest that takes the bragging rights.



To be a Mardi Gras Indian you have to be born into it. Young children are often seen in full costume. The day they parade on is always a Sunday (called Super Sunday) and always in March, but the exact date and location are often kept super secret (haha) and can change frequently and without notice. You just keep your ear low to the ground and look for the police cars and swarms of cameras.


This is the Wild Man. You can see his antlers here. His job is to clear the path for the rest of the parading Indians. They are always surrounded by various percussion instruments and song and dance. Here is a video of them last year when they surprised us at Riverfest. It gives you a better idea of the routine.

Thursday, March 15, 2007

Picture Shows

Touch Your Toes!

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Ok. Girl in white. On the right. Adjust your brightness if you must. Is she serious?
I can't tell. Still hilarious. Also keep your ear out for off scene dialogue beginning with "How come you dont take a picture of me?"...

Mexican Folklore Dancers

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Stand on stool. Balance on head. Stomp around. Cool.

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

A Week in Pictures

*All Times Are Approximate*

Monday:
3:00pm- Arrive in Cancun.



4:12pm- Settle In.


Monnight:
10:15pm-Head to Daddy-o's. Slam nine or so shots with Zanner. Check out the princess pinky!


2:14am-Burn throat with flaming shot.


3:37am-Dance. Make mental note to quit snapping incessently while dancing.


Tuesday:
1:50pm-Partake in my favorite outdoor activity, sunbathing. Explore. While playing frisbee on the beach, the boys lose the aerobe in the ocean. They pout. Aw...

4:05pm-Try to recover from flaming shot by drinking beer, taking shots, and beating Zanner in Connecta Quatro! Jason finds glass shard in frozen Margarita...ew.


Tuesnight:
10:37pm-Taking it easy by...well, ok not quite taking it easy...


Wednesday:
2:15pm-Catch some rays on Punta Norte, Isla Mujeres. Can you see my grey hairs? Ay dios mio!


Wednesnight:
9:45pm-Balloon dancing at some nameless Corona bar. The fire eater was pretty cool. Start to develop deep affection for sangria. Jason pulls wire out of his mouth at dinner. Lose appetite.

2:24am- Try out some wrestling moves with new friends at The Bulldog.


Thursday:
11:15am-Take ferry back to Isla Mujeres.

12:53pm- Eat lunch at cute little beachside cafe. Order queso dip, get bowl of melted cheese. Don Julio cuts the grease.

2:30pm-Visit Punta Sur. Illegally climb ruined temple of Ix-Xhel, goddess of rainbows. Feel empowered.

3:50pm- Stop golf cart in middle of road and take pic with our new best friends, Phil and April Margera.


Thursnight:
10:47pm-Pay ridiculous amount to get into The City. Turned out to be actually a pretty cool club. DMX hosts, Fat Joe is a lameass (as usual), Clinton Sparx spins.


Friday:
10:02am- Arrive at Chichen-Itza. Listen to tour guide, Pepe (with stick) tell story of Maya Hero Twins. So Cool.

1:49pm- Wander among Group of the Thousand Columns. Pretend to be mayan maiden, whose true love is to play the ball game that night.

3:11pm- Eat lunch at "traditional" mexican restaurant, which is, of course, a buffet. Jason finds strange foreign object in food. Lose appetite again. Mexican dancers perform traditional folklore dance. Too fun!


5:25pm- Swim in ancient sinkhole called Cenote. Rumored (by Pepe) to be created from meteorite that killed the dinosaurs. Pepe, I don't know if that's true but you sure tell great stories.

Frinight:
11:12pm- Senor Frogs. Spring Break. Girls Gone Wild. Way Crazy. Too Crazy. Feel old. Leave depressed.


Saturday:
8:30am. Awake to first really sunny day. Pack up. Check out and proceed to fry on a lounge chair until time to leave. The boys discover missing aerobe in seaweed bed. Unbelievable.

3:15pm- Arrive at Cancun airport. Discover plane is an hour delayed in landing. Do some shopping.

Satur-night:
8:30pm- Arrive in Houston. Wait in (seemed like) three-hour long customs line. Miss connecting flight when computers go down. Feel frustrated when upon handing passports to official, he quickly stamps them, and hands them back. What did you need computer for, again?
9:45pm- Are informed by Continental Airlines representative that since delay was not "their fault", we would not be compensated for a hotel room. Moreover, the next flight out doesn't leave for another 24 hours.
1:30am- Check into $50 hotel room feeling dejected, frustrated, exhausted, and flaming from vicious sunburn. Also with mild case of Montezuma's Revenge.

Sunday:
10:30am- Wake from sleepless night. Get to airport early. Are placed on standby for earlier flight.
1:15pm- Get to gate. Flirt with check-in agent in a shameless attempt to get us home. Overhear him tell person on other end of phone that I am disabled and need to get on the flight. Are handed boarding passes. Ca-ching!
3:45pm- Touch down in New Orleans. Hallelujah! Home sweet home. Reach in purse for keys. Don't feel them. Empty purse on plane. Keys not in purse... Ok. Maybe in suitcase.
4:20pm- Empty out two huge suitcases on floor in middle of baggage claim. No keys. Try to call Mom. She doesn't answer. Have to call Derek. Feel like little girl. Begin bawling for help.
4:35pm- Call every locksmith in city. Are told no one can help us till six in the morning. Cry some more.
8:45pm- Please note time difference. Mom comes to my rescue, with a big hug and a ride home. Love ya, Mommy.
9:00pm- Call Pop-A-Lock to schedule the 6am appointment. Are told he can make it out in about an hour. Are shocked speechless, and yet somehow not surprised.
10:45pm- Arrive back up at airport. Meet guy. Get key. Pay $150.
11:30pm- Go home. High five upon realizing it's finally over.
12:05pm- Crash.


Lessons learned:
1. Don't Fly Continental.
2. Don't eat or drink anything in Mexico. If you simply must, make sure it has a sufficient amount of alcohol to kill the germs.
3. I actually like being outdoors, not for too long, not too hot, not too cold.
4. Aerobe's are amazingly resilient.
5. When perusing the mercado's, simply ignore them. Yo vivo aqui just doesn't work.
6. Don't stay in Houston. Not even overnight. The rooms are shabby, overpriced, and you can't smoke anywhere in the city.
7. Don't tip taxi drivers. It should be already included in the price you agreed on before getting in.
8. If you hear "We Got It", run in the other direction. It means they want to sell you bags of oregano and baby powder.
9. Bring a group of like-minded people. It is no fun to go to a dance club, and sit.
10. Wear sunscreen. That should have been a no brainer.
11.HAVE FUN

Friday, March 02, 2007

GTV

Rare footage of the not so elusive gretamonster. Consider yourself warned.


Here I am in my natural habitat: anywhere with a camera. In the first minute. The rest is garbage.


Here, I whine.


Brent and I discuss the nerve.

enjoy or die. please and thank you.